Boston Terrier Dog Humor

We've started a collection of Boston Terrier dog humor. As we find more funny things, we'll post them here. Look for jokes, funny stories and more. We find that the funniest things tend to be just the honest truth.

Check out the "dog rules" below.

Dog Rules:

The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can be on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers.

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Boston Terrier Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's ...

How do you know it's a Boston Terrier? -You know its a Boston Terrier when you come up the stairs at night and here your dog snoring louder than your dad.

-You know its a Boston Terrier when ...

BT Etiquette and Manners 1. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine to. Especially anything you are eating. "Fast Food" is my fave. Turn away for one second and it's gone....

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